Here's What Happened When I Got My Hair Done at Ulta Beauty (and Why I May Not Be Allowed Back)! by Michelle Nelson-Schmidt
Just got my hair done at Ulta Salon...
Where Brittany did my hair and made me feel sooo pretty!
And then I left feeling all pretty and confident.
They are very, very clever because the salon is aaall the way in the back.
And as you walk to the front door feeling pretty and confident, you notice aaall the pretty, shiny things you need.
And then you notice the brow bar.
And you think, “Self? Your eyebrows DO need to be done. It’s been a bit since they’ve seen a tweezers, girl.”
And Shay the Brow Lady is SO NICE as she does your brows and so you ask, “Would you help me pick out a foundation?”
And Shay does.
And while Shay does that, she puts on a full face of makeup while she tells you all about her children and grandchildren and then says, “That new Ferdinand movie is PRECIOUS!” when she finds out what you do.
And you decide you really like that Brow Lady named Shay.
And then you look in the mirror and are all, “Shay! Look how pretty you made me!”
And she smiles.
And you smile.
You accidentally, maybe, buy ALL. THE. THINGS.
Ulta in Pensacola is EMPTY NOW.
I am NOT allowed back to Ulta.
And I best write some books to sell now.
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