Elf Wars: How Do YOU Feel About the Elf on the Shelf? by Ann Marie Gardinier Halstead
You’ve heard of the War on Christmas, you’ve heard of the Mommy Wars, but have you heard of the Elf Wars? Fighting for the North (Pole) we have the mommies who love the Elf on the Shelf and delight in his every naughty little prank. Fighting for the South (Pole) we have the mommies who detest the little twerp and his messes. We interviewed some moms, and here’s what they had to say:
Noelle: I love the little guy. He’s adorable. He brings such joy to our family. He’s just so silly, always spilling flour everywhere, hanging underwear in the Christmas tree, turning the milk pink, pooping chocolate chips, toilet-papering the house, freezing the car keys and drawing mustaches on our photos in permanent marker. It’s hilarious. He really makes the season magical.
Griselda: Are you serious, Noelle? You know who has to clean up after the little miscreant, right? All the flour and chocolate and toilet paper? The ruined family photos? You do! And guess who’s late to work because her car keys are frozen!
Noelle: But it’s all about the kids and the magic of the season.
Griselda: We already had magic! We had Santa!
How do you feel about the Elf Wars? Are you a Noelle or a Griselda?
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